Intoxicants:
Wine with sparkles of course!
True Blood, True Blood and more True Blood
Bethany Getting Married – Look at that pregnant bitch!
Beach Vacations - As long as it is not in Georgia. I like my beach to provide a tropical experience
Fresh Meat:
Cocktails with Patrick on Sirius XM – Holla at Ya Boy!
Ross Mathews - I wish he would be my GBF, is there such a thing as GayDate? I swear he is so gay when he talks rainbows come out of his mouth
Harry Potter – I am a total nerd, the theme song is my ringtone. Don't judge I am just imaginative
Weight Watcher Friendly:
Skinny jeans – the darker the better, they make my legs disappear
Sushi for breakfast, lunch & dinner and don’t stinge on the spicy mayo!
Saying “I am fat” at least 20 times a day! Prince Charming says he is going to start a swear jar
Deserts/ Guilty Pleasures:
Give me Attention - no PR is bad PR!
Sugar Free Comedians i.e. Daniel Tosh, Louis CK and Chelsea Handler – tell it like it is kids
Tell me I am gorgeous/beautiful – Say it, I don’t care if it’s true or not!
Sales at Bloomies – okay sales anywhere, but Bloomies make me dizzy!
Today's Special:
Prince Charming telling me how glorious I am, while cooking dinner and giving me a back massage.
I am not demanding I am just definite. Now who’s taking my order?
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Kim
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Haha I love this menu! Wine and True Blood is a fantastic combo ;)
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Delilah
Yes! More True blood and Louis CK for me too! The "Why?" skit had me literally crying with laughter.
ReplyDeleteI don't take orders from no kind of man/woman!... but a great menu, nonetheless... hope you're having a great day... come visit when you can...
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Some great points, thanks for sharing, quite interesting actually.
ReplyDeleteHave a stunning weekend.
Colin.
Ross Mathews is the funniest person ever! Now, I have a feeling that too much of him would be a very bad thing. But, in small doses, he cracks me up. And yes, I do see rainbows:)
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