I was wrong! This show is painful in a whole new way! These bitches are starving and not for money, but for a damn Happy Meal! I could hardly follow the storyline (if there was any) due to my sick fascination with how thin these chicks were. As a Jewish woman it hurt me to see someone look so malnourished. I felt instantly completed to force a brisket down each of their throats!
Serious at some point in a girl’s life being stick thin like skeletor makes you look old as dirt, and these women look as ancient as Egyptian Mummies. In fact being bandaged from head to toe might be a better look for them to consider. They are all in desperate need of a stiff injection to the face of Oprah’s butt fat! They are so horribly thin that their eyeballs look like they are going to roll out of their sockets onto the floor. EAT!!! You live in DC not L.A. nobody cares; most politicians are fat, bald and drunk anyway.
Lynda Erkiletian |
Michaele Salahi |
Skeletor |
Also what is with the flaming husband in Pucci pants??? Last night he was voted a “fashion trendsetter” by Washingtonian Magazine. Honey buy yourself a ticket to Broadway or at least hook up with the out of place Ms. Jay wanna be. I am undecided about returning next week to watch what I have deemed “Gross Anatomy!"Will you be watching’?
"Bakers man bakers man bake these bitches a cake as fast as you can!" - Cinderella
"Bakers man bakers man bake these bitches a cake as fast as you can!" - Cinderella
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I missed the show!! I could not believe it, I am a huge BRAVO fanatic and was looking forward to checking these chicks out and missed it.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I seem to think they are going to be boring, and they are all so old aren't they?? But if they are phsyco maybe that will make it interesting.
Will have to catch a repeat today and watch these skeletors in action. Loved your review!!!
Will be back for more 4 sure!!
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ReplyDeleteI love the NJ Housewives---they are a hot mess and make me laugh every week. I had the DC girls on but wasn't focused so I have to watch my DVR to see if I like them or not. NYC and NJ are my faves.
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I prefer New Jersey, but I WILL be watching this (as soon a good version of it surfaces!) xx
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ReplyDeleteThis season is already making me hungry!!
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