Friday, August 6, 2010

Binge and Splurge! The Real Housewives of D.C.

The much anticipated season premiere of the Real Housewives of D.C. aired last night. I decided to watch as I thought nothing could be as gut wrenchingly painful as the New Jersey season, and I also love D.C. having attend College there.

I was wrong! This show is painful in a whole new way! These bitches are starving and not for money, but for a damn Happy Meal! I could hardly follow the storyline (if there was any) due to my sick fascination with how thin these chicks were. As a Jewish woman it hurt me to see someone look so malnourished. I felt instantly completed to force a brisket down each of their throats!

Serious at some point in a girl’s life being stick thin like skeletor makes you look old as dirt, and these women look as ancient as Egyptian Mummies. In fact being bandaged from head to toe might be a better look for them to consider. They are all in desperate need of a stiff injection to the face of Oprah’s butt fat! They are so horribly thin that their eyeballs look like they are going to roll out of their sockets onto the floor. EAT!!! You live in DC not L.A. nobody cares; most politicians are fat, bald and drunk anyway.

Lynda Erkiletian
Michaele Salahi
Also what is with the flaming husband in Pucci pants??? Last night he was voted a “fashion trendsetter” by Washingtonian Magazine. Honey buy yourself a ticket to Broadway or at least hook up with the out of place Ms. Jay wanna be. I am undecided about returning next week to watch what I have deemed “Gross Anatomy!"Will you be watching’?

"Bakers man bakers man bake these bitches a cake as fast as you can!" - Cinderella


  1. Hi! I am following from Friendly Friday. Great site. I will be back. Have a fun weekend...

  2. Happy Friday!

    I’m a follower =)

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  4. I missed the show!! I could not believe it, I am a huge BRAVO fanatic and was looking forward to checking these chicks out and missed it.
    For some reason I seem to think they are going to be boring, and they are all so old aren't they?? But if they are phsyco maybe that will make it interesting.

    Will have to catch a repeat today and watch these skeletors in action. Loved your review!!!
    Will be back for more 4 sure!!
    Come by and see us too when you get a minute!!


  5. Hi There!

    Visiting from Follow Friday! Oh my goodness I love your snarkiness! I love watching all the Real Housewives but I don't know what to make of the new DC wives. There is already controversy with the tall blond one (good gravy already forgot her name). Now following you through Google Connect.

    Stop by and visit my blog at

    - Shelli :)

  6. Following through Friendly Friday blog hop. Adding to my blog.
    I love the NJ Housewives---they are a hot mess and make me laugh every week. I had the DC girls on but wasn't focused so I have to watch my DVR to see if I like them or not. NYC and NJ are my faves.

  7. I don't watch any of the Housewives... they're so vapid and obviously contrived... I'm too old for that foolishness... or, I'm having a bad day...

    Twitter: SolarChief

  8. I prefer New Jersey, but I WILL be watching this (as soon a good version of it surfaces!) xx


    This season is already making me hungry!!



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