Thursday, August 12, 2010

Menu for Happiness

Wine with sparkles of course!
True Blood, True Blood and more True Blood
Bethany Getting Married – Look at that pregnant bitch!
Beach Vacations - As long as it is not in Georgia. I like my beach to provide a tropical experience

Fresh Meat:
Cocktails with Patrick on Sirius XM – Holla at Ya Boy!
Ross Mathews - I wish he would be my GBF, is there such a thing as GayDate? I swear he is so gay when he talks rainbows come out of his mouth
Harry Potter – I am a total nerd, the theme song is my ringtone. Don't judge I am just imaginative

Weight Watcher Friendly:
Skinny jeans – the darker the better, they make my legs disappear
Sushi for breakfast, lunch & dinner and don’t stinge on the spicy mayo!
Saying “I am fat” at least 20 times a day! Prince Charming says he is going to start a swear jar

Deserts/ Guilty Pleasures:
Give me Attention - no PR is bad PR!
Sugar Free Comedians i.e. Daniel Tosh, Louis CK and Chelsea Handler – tell it like it is kids
Tell me I am gorgeous/beautiful – Say it, I don’t care if it’s true or not!
Sales at Bloomies – okay sales anywhere, but Bloomies make me dizzy!

Today's Special:
Prince Charming telling me how glorious I am, while cooking dinner and giving me a back massage.

I am not demanding I am just definite. Now who’s taking my order?


  1. Thanks for following me. Following you back. I have a feeling I am going to love your blog! Can't wait to read more!

  2. Great blog! Came across your blog from one of the blog hops, and looking forward to reading more of your stuff. I am now following on GFC, Twitter ... feel free to follow back if you like!!!!
    All the best,

  3. Haha I love this menu! Wine and True Blood is a fantastic combo ;)


  4. Yes! More True blood and Louis CK for me too! The "Why?" skit had me literally crying with laughter.

  5. I don't take orders from no kind of man/woman!... but a great menu, nonetheless... hope you're having a great day... come visit when you can...

    Twitter: SolarChief

  6. Some great points, thanks for sharing, quite interesting actually.

    Have a stunning weekend.


  7. Ross Mathews is the funniest person ever! Now, I have a feeling that too much of him would be a very bad thing. But, in small doses, he cracks me up. And yes, I do see rainbows:)


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