"Dolce and Gabbana, hello"

1. Presenting the cast of Gossip Girl Nebraska.
2. Plaid is the only fabric they sell at the local Hancock's.
3. Granny must have arthritis from making everyone matching outfits each day.
4. This is what happens when your inbreed, even your clothes start to look the same.
5. The family that plaids together stays together! That's because everyone else thinks you are freaks!
6. Steve has a genetic defect "unruly hair"! That is why he must sleep in the stable with the horse.
7. What is Brad Pit doing standing next granny - I know he likes old hags with lot of kids, but you have to draw the line somewhere!
8. Even families in designer clothes look miserable when they are force to get together!
9. Impressive entry for Extreme Home Makeover - Ty you have your work cut out for ya, and you'd better bring an exorcist!
10. How many plaid centaurs are they hiding in the basement?
11. The Alabama Class of 2010 Senior Prom Picture!
12. Where is grandpa?
13. What does D&G stand for? "Derelict" & Grandma???

"What do you think Dolce is sayin'?