Wednesday, July 28, 2010
So the big lesson I learnt yesterday was drum roll.... Whatever you do don’t turn around after the dentist has finished drilling into your skull! Seriously I mean it! You might turn into a pillar of salt! What I laid my eyes on was right out of a Saw movie (I have not seen this film as I pee myself in terror just looking at the box, this is how I know it is the most horrific movie of all time!) Lying nonchalantly on the table was a tray filled with bits of my mouth! This primordial soup consisted of drool, bone, tooth, blood and some other unidentifiable yellow ooze.
The worst part was by the time I left they had still not removed this Petri dish of hazardous waste. What were they saving it for? Stem cell research???
P.S. Tooth fairy pay up! I deserve a FAT check from you based on the amout of tooth I gave up yesterday!
“I feel like I just barely survived a horse and carriage hit and run” – Cinderella
Posted by Elisha at 7:24 AM