Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Lifetime – Television for Idiots!

Who watched Jennifer Love Hewitt’s’ Emmy winning performance last night in The Client List? If you did I would love to hear your thoughts.

Here are my 2 cents:

  • Yes Jennifer Love Hewitt you were caught in a lie, a terrible lie pretending to be an actress. You have not had a good day since Can’t Hardly Wait! Let's not even discuss Jamie Kennedy!
  •  Do all hookers wake up in the morning with perfectly applied makeup and fake eyelashes? Sounds like a good incentive! 
  •  How is her husband so in the dark about her “secret job”? Does he think wearing skanky outfits is just part of being a redneck mom?
  • Why is she repetitively hugging her son after she comes home from “work”? She better be Purelling her entire body like crazy! I would not want to touch her with a ten foot pole (no pun intended)
  • Ironically while JLH was falling asleep at the wheel driving home late from the "Day Spa", I was doing the same on my couch – what a bore! I wish she had crashed into that truck!
  • Finally do all men really want to discuss their favorite food and eat cookies while being serviced? I guess that is a rhetorical question. I think George Costanza answered that question for us all with the pastrami sandwich in bed episode. Seinfeld - The Blood
Let me know your thoughts on this train wreck. I could not make it all the way through for fear of losing anymore of my brain cells! I can only imagine how it ended. Oh Lifetime you are amazing what will you think of next? A movie about a tranny home ec teacher featuring Lady Gaga?

The Client List

“Some girls are doomed to be the ugly step sister“– Cinderella


  1. No men do not really want to discuss their fav food and cookies while being serviced...hehe...

    Hope your day is great.

  2. haha thanks for the clarification Colin :)

    Hey can you tell me if there is a quick way to generate a take away badge for my page? Like yours? Thanks I can't seem to figure it out.

    XO Cinderella

  3. Hello from Lady Bloggers... so glad you've become a blogger... love your attitude and sense of who you are... saw the adverts for JLH and knew I was not going to watch this one as it's been done a gazillion times and always by the same writer (or, so it seems)... looks like she's going to be the next Judith Light for Lifetime... hope you'll come visit and check out my very first vlog...

  4. Glad we connected through blog frog. I LOVE your attitude and we've got lots in common girl...
    I am also 'team jacob' and over 30
    I also love How I Met Your Mother, hubby and I never miss an episode
    I also really enjoy Jen Lancaster's books/chelsea handler/the Soup
    I will now give you the plot summary for ANY Lifetime movie:
    A newly divorced, formerly battered wife and working mom who is hiding an eating disorder must overcome adversity to save her family.

  5. Saucy B I think I am your Jewish counterpart! I <3 your blog and your point of view! Thanks for following!

    XO Cinderella


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