You need a night cap every night and your definition of "night" keeps getting earlier and earlier in the day.
Your idea of a mini vacay is turning your phone off for 5 minutes just to get some peace and quiet.
You spend way to much money on body cream, bath bombs and other Lush products just so you can create a spa in your bathroom & get away in the evenings.
You feel like you are crawling through the work day like a hung over college student trying to stay awake during a 3 hour econ lecture.
Coffee is not enough!
Your mind is as sharp as a wet noodle.
You let other people win arguments just so they will just shut up!
Your hair is frazzled and you have LARGE Bloomingdale's bags under your eyes and you don't even care!
You book a vacation 2 months out and put off everything important until after you are scheduled to return (2 months is a long time to check out of life unless you are in rehab or prison).
You truly believe all your problems and maybe even the world's could be solved if you could just getaway for a few minutes.
"Can I get arrested for writing my own prescriptions?" - Cinderella